/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 03:30:42 53706 No. 46272
>>46260 Lucky. I see prettier women than her all the time. It makes the love hurt more.
EAT A FUCKING CAKE EMILIA, PLS
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 03:34:23 6e9eb No. 46274
>>46269 I was afraid of explicit nudes
>>46271 Hehehe, most of us
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 03:59:41 53706 No. 46278
>>46276 I don't need her to want to eat cake, I need her to eat cake. No kid gloves, I'll force feed her if I have to
Burger 04/11/21 (Sun) 04:57:21 cfcb7 No. 46280
>>46274 >I was afraid of explicit nudes You mean naughty coochie pics? I'm not even sure who she would've been sending stuff like that too. She hasn't bad a bf in years, so the pics would've been really old. She seems very careful about that sort of thing to begin with.
We've already seen everything else multiple times, otherwise.
nzanon 04/11/21 (Sun) 05:40:44 95a11 No. 46282
>>46280 > I'm not even sure who she would've been sending stuff like that too. The CEO of Hollywood
nzanon 04/11/21 (Sun) 05:56:19 95a11 No. 46283
>>46276 she was only taking about her younger self though sadly
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 07:38:40 0b238 No. 46290
when does this pain goes away
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 12:02:31 acdd5 No. 46299
>>46280 Its hilarious how you guys are so sure about things like boyfriends, her eating habits and so on like you personality know her and spend time with her 24/7
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 13:03:02 c308e No. 46301
>>46290 If you're ever feeling bummed out just look at this pic
>>46273 Burger 04/11/21 (Sun) 15:17:54 cfcb7 No. 46311
>>46299 I think the main takeaway is I don't expect her to be some literally perfect angel and don't care if she's had indiscretions in the past, ID With Two Posts In This Thread.
>>46300 >robot loving fags Imagine waifuing a sex doll with Siri stuffed into it.
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 15:27:26 a7aba No. 46312
>>46266 it must have been cold that day
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 15:39:31 acdd5 No. 46317
>>46314 Right just think that some anons are really starting to believe she's some innocent never had sex before unicorn
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 15:53:51 4673f No. 46318
>>46314 She looked so soft that day
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 16:11:52 63dd9 No. 46320
is her white tattoo gone?
Burger 04/11/21 (Sun) 18:07:16 cfcb7 No. 46332
>>46315 >I'd have fucked him Oh, oh Jai, OOOOHHHH 🍆💦
>>46320 It will always be there, reminding her (and you) of Jai.
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 18:30:39 12a0c No. 46334
Homo
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 19:07:37 53706 No. 46338
>>46336 What if you're a writer or musician? Something creative Emilia is into but doesn't do professionally?
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 19:11:12 a2d6d No. 46339
>>46338 I'm just going by her track record.
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 19:16:49 53706 No. 46340
>>46339 And how's that working out for her?
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 19:20:23 a2d6d No. 46341
>>46340 Well, those are the choices she made. Can't help her out there.
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 19:33:15 53706 No. 46342
>>46341 You can't trust Emilia to know what's good for her, that's why she needs me. She could've had three kids and be pregnant with our fourth right now. You guys would be getting biweekly instagram posts of our family and things we're up to. Emilia would've done voice acting and a miniseries during lockdown. She would've never lost the weight. Pictures from our family vacation to Italy wouldn't be haunting these threads
Burger 04/11/21 (Sun) 19:53:56 cfcb7 No. 46343
>>46336 >>46337 Considering Emilia's no longer in the business, I'm not sure it's really an obstacle at this point.
>>46338 Where does she buy books? Start working at a bookstore in her area, lol.
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 20:02:22 5bb7d No. 46345
>>46343 >Where does she buy books? Probably Amazon, kek.
/cel/mate 04/11/21 (Sun) 21:35:33 12a0c No. 46362
Look into lewd
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 01:24:39 12a0c No. 46380
Is it just me or is thinmilia's voice deeper. Don't know if I like it
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 01:45:56 5bb7d No. 46383
>>46380 Maybe she could pursue a singing career now
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 01:50:53 53706 No. 46384
Started to watch You're The Worst. The actress for Lindsay is making me feel very deep, very primal urges not felt since thiccMilly.
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 04:19:47 5bb7d No. 46393
>>46384 Don't worry. I found Mary Mouser very cute while I was watching Cobra Kai. 2 days after I finishing season 3 I forgot about her.
Nothing compares to Emilia.
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 05:04:20 53706 No. 46397
>>46393 But anon, I was already finding Emilia less and less cute before this too. Regular women on the street look prettier, sexier, fitter. My girlfriend seems cuter than her now. Is this how love dies?
EAT THE DAMN CAKE EMILIA
Burger 04/12/21 (Mon) 05:28:20 cfcb7 No. 46398
>>46397 >My girlfriend seems cuter than her now Honestly I have no idea how you could feel like this is a negative thing. Your gf is in your presence while Emilia might as well be a figment of your imagination. Why would you prefer an unattainable woman be the object of your desire? Bizarre.
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 07:14:02 43623 No. 46402
>>46401 but she's still the same?!
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 12:53:43 53706 No. 46414
>>46398 Psst, [spoiler]I'm exaggerating for effect, I'm not really crazy, panicked or whatever[/spoiler]
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 14:04:59 5bb7d No. 46427
>>46421 She deserves a hug
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 15:03:00 5bb7d No. 46431
Bros…
Burger 04/12/21 (Mon) 16:53:38 cfcb7 No. 46437
Just cracked open the first sip in almost 2 years, finally going to play the Sigil WAD, let's see what's happening with /ecg/.
>>46421 Oh 😭
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 18:11:08 be95d No. 46440
she's not like the others
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 18:13:52 9ed8f No. 46446
>>46440 But all girls are not like the other girls
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 21:25:35 5bb7d No. 46461
>>46460 It hasn't even begun yet
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 21:28:58 896ff No. 46462
>>46460 this
>>46461 but unironically
/cel/mate 04/12/21 (Mon) 22:10:41 66daa No. 46463
>>46462 I can hear that gif
Burger 04/13/21 (Tue) 00:12:07 cfcb7 No. 46475
>>46462 Why the fuck do so many women over-pluck or straight up shave off their eyebrows? The chicks who shave them off only to draw them back on again should all be shot into the sun. That's total clown world shit. It never looks good, and in fact I'd argue 95% of these broads all have the same painted on eyebrows because they're all following the same fucking YouTube makeup tutorials or whatever.
Gorgeous women in the 80s and 90s weren't all doing this shit. What lead to this?
Yes I'm irrationally angry about this topic. Burger 04/13/21 (Tue) 01:23:29 cfcb7 No. 46489
>>46482 Dios mio, la goblina Americano.
/cel/mate 04/13/21 (Tue) 01:51:52 5bb7d No. 46509
>>46494 Yeah, you're right. I hate tattoos, wish she had no tattoos
nzanon 04/13/21 (Tue) 01:52:16 ffdae No. 46510
>>46475 >What lead to this? The eternal homosexual who controls the fashion industry deliberately making women look ugly
nzanon 04/13/21 (Tue) 01:53:23 ffdae No. 46511
>>46482 eyebrows shaped like a B-52
/cel/mate 04/13/21 (Tue) 01:58:33 896ff No. 46512
>>46509 Literally her only flaw
/cel/mate 04/13/21 (Tue) 02:00:45 896ff No. 46514
>>46513 A better time
Both literally and metaphorically
nzanon 04/13/21 (Tue) 02:27:50 ffdae No. 46518
>>46517 its almost been 2 years since ecg started
/cel/mate 04/13/21 (Tue) 02:46:35 5bb7d No. 46521
>>46516 What is she even talking
/cel/mate 04/13/21 (Tue) 12:03:08 c950c No. 46540
>>46535 This movie wasn't that bad
/cel/mate 04/13/21 (Tue) 12:44:32 896ff No. 46545
>>46540 It goes to shit when they travel to the future
It's better than 3 and DF tho
/cel/mate 04/13/21 (Tue) 13:14:00 c950c No. 46550
>>46545 This, that plot twist was kinda dumb
Burger 04/13/21 (Tue) 16:40:57 cfcb7 No. 46558
>>46540 Still haven't watched it.
>>46545 3 has some really dumb as shit moments, but at least it tried to move the overall plot forward rather than being a soft reboot like Genisys and Dark Fate.
People seem to forget about Salvation, which was actually pretty good, but would've been a lot better if it hadn't been reworked to give Bale a bigger role. Also,
>>46550 Genisys's twist was stolen from Salvation before it was rewritten.
/cel/mate 04/13/21 (Tue) 17:03:16 896ff No. 46559
>>46558 3's ending was kino
Salvation wanted to be a Iraq movie, but yeah Bale should've had a bigger role and some parts were nice
/cel/mate 04/13/21 (Tue) 20:52:12 c950c No. 46571
Just find a husband already your fucking cute
/cel/mate 04/13/21 (Tue) 21:57:42 896ff No. 46575
>>46574 The threads aren't dying though
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 02:14:22 12a0c No. 46599
Any updates today?
Burger 04/14/21 (Wed) 02:36:59 cfcb7 No. 46600
>>46575 >>46577 Cope.
>>46599 UPDATE: Emilia has become a hermit. Keep your eyes peeled for a makeup shillpost within the next couple weeks maybe, if you're lucky.
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 02:37:59 c950c No. 46601
>>46599 Yeah, a secret wedding ceremony between this A- and mostly dropping actress from a defunct cable TV show and this misterious man just happened
in Monaco.
nzanon 04/14/21 (Wed) 02:40:46 e6107 No. 46602
>>46558 >tfw Hollywood is lame as fuck and we never got a RoboCop VS Terminator movie i'm still waiting for Conan 3
Burger 04/14/21 (Wed) 02:45:31 cfcb7 No. 46604
>>46602 Arnie has said it's being worked on. I think it's the one project he wants to get done before he retires.
nzanon 04/14/21 (Wed) 02:46:23 e6107 No. 46605
>>46600 unique IP numbers have not changed though
Burger 04/14/21 (Wed) 02:53:28 cfcb7 No. 46606
>>46605 Realistically I think there's maybe a dozen of us. Is the Discord still around? How many people left in there?
I should've never waifu'ed this hermit woman.
nzanon 04/14/21 (Wed) 04:15:22 e6107 No. 46619
>>46606 21 was 34 although like 13 people left all at once a few weeks ago but that might just be ecg culling dead accounts or something idk
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 04:20:34 12a0c No. 46620
>>46607 I hadn't seen this one yet
>>46619 >>46606 Not funny
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 04:54:04 5aa22 No. 46624
So who's going to buy Coinbase stocks today?
nzanon 04/14/21 (Wed) 05:53:42 e6107 No. 46625
>>46624 doge spiking today finally got my money back after the stupid broker bought above market price on the last peak
nzanon 04/14/21 (Wed) 09:03:26 e6107 No. 46629
>>46627 its been 2 years and the threads are dying I don't feel like have to keep pretending that it doesn't exist
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 11:17:21 5aa22 No. 46637
I wish she haven't take the hermit path
Burger 04/14/21 (Wed) 11:28:12 cfcb7 No. 46638
>>46631 Hermit life leads to maximum horny.
God I wish I could go to Bongistan and simply knock on her door. I'd have her pregnant before the summer solstice.
nzanon 04/14/21 (Wed) 11:37:22 e6107 No. 46639
>>46638 on the 1st video on the left out of the 4 the guy talks about people who have brain injury's might have to go to prostitutes
Burger 04/14/21 (Wed) 12:56:52 cfcb7 No. 46642
>>46630 She's so gorgeous 💗💗💗
>tfw Emilia will never Facetime with me >>46639 Why would they have to go to prostitutes? I might have to watch this.
nzanon 04/14/21 (Wed) 13:52:01 e6107 No. 46647
>>46642 >Why would they have to go to prostitutes? brain injury can cause people to loose relationship skills and therefore they can loose out on having sexual contact
or in short brain injury can turn you incel
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 14:40:20 4c217 No. 46648
>>46642 >I might have to watch this. Let's turn it into a watch party because I might need to watch it as well if that's the case
>>46647 I can help her get those feelings back 😉
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 15:54:10 a709a No. 46651
>>46649 it isn't though, it's one of the effects of brain damage and they need to talk about it
Burger 04/14/21 (Wed) 16:30:21 cfcb7 No. 46658
>>46647 >>46648 I watched the video. Interesting stuff. I wonder if Emilia has libido issues.
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 18:31:54 a709a No. 46668
>>46667 My quads don't lie
Burger 04/14/21 (Wed) 18:35:37 cfcb7 No. 46670
>>46668 Digits mean nothing on this slow-as-molasses board.
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 18:54:41 5aa22 No. 46672
Dom never cheated on her>>> fast forward to brain damage
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 19:08:42 a2d6d No. 46676
>>46675 *shill-fo-mercial. gotta spell check.
Burger 04/14/21 (Wed) 19:14:59 cfcb7 No. 46677
>>46672 This world is rife with injustice. Emilia may have poor judgement by being with these dudes, but she didn't deserve being treated like trash. I'd never cheat on her.
Maybe the gnostics are right about the material world being inherently evil. Would explain why Emilia spends her days and nights alone, with only her dog to comfort her.
>>46675 Take your blacked cuck fantasies to another thread, retard.
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 19:26:58 a2d6d No. 46678
>>46677 It was humor, numbnuts.
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 20:30:00 5aa22 No. 46681
IT'S NOT FAIR
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 22:00:05 5aa22 No. 46687
>>46683 No she doesn't. I need to tell personally
Burger 04/14/21 (Wed) 22:14:56 cfcb7 No. 46689
Emilia is definitely one of those people who thinks "they're just trying to be nice and polite" when she's complimented and when fans say they love her. Look at how she reacts when the guy who played Jorah compliments her in that clip (that I don't have, you know the one).
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 22:18:44 a709a No. 46690
>>46689 She physically cringes everytime someone actually and seriously compliments her
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 22:19:44 5aa22 No. 46691
>>46689 >>46690 I'm thinking the imposter syndrome meme was real all along
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 22:26:24 a709a No. 46692
>>46691 >meme She said she has it
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 22:56:22 a709a No. 46697
>>46696 On the Dax Podcast, it was one of the many /ecg/ predictions that became true
/cel/mate 04/14/21 (Wed) 23:30:08 5aa22 No. 46698
>>46697 Imagine marrying a woman with imposter syndrome hahaha she often would think that you don't love her
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 00:53:39 5aa22 No. 46704
>>46702 Do you guys find Jenny cute? Because she'll look exactly like Jenny in 25~30 years
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 01:46:51 12a0c No. 46713
Pain
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 01:54:42 5aa22 No. 46714
>>46713 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Burger 04/15/21 (Thu) 02:27:40 cfcb7 No. 46719
>>46698 >>46700 I'd stroke her face and tell her I love her more than anything every night before we go to bed.
>>46702 >>46704 I'll love Emilia even when she's a 75-year-old hobbit. Besides, I'll be an old man then too.
>>46713 >>46714 I named my latest rifle Emilia because it's short and beautiful, like her. I'm in deeper than I like to admit.
2 fucking years, fucking hell.
nzanon 04/15/21 (Thu) 03:24:29 b6bc6 No. 46727
anyone know when the ecg inaugural is, i want to make a thread on /tv/
Burger 04/15/21 (Thu) 03:35:56 cfcb7 No. 46728
>>46727 I pegged it at May 19th. I dug through the archives and found the first actual /ecg/ thread, created on May 19, 2019. I don't have it bookmarked for some reason, but it's on 4plebs if you dig a little.
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 03:53:36 5aa22 No. 46740
>>46727 >i want to make a thread on /tv/ Those faggots hate Emilia for no reason at all
nzanon 04/15/21 (Thu) 10:32:42 9e95c No. 46746
>>46743 wtf i forgot she looked that young in the pic
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 11:29:32 ad258 No. 46748
>>46740 It's just one seething tranny and 2 or 3 other fags
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 11:30:10 ad258 No. 46749
>>46740 It's just one seething tranny and 2 or 3 other fags
nzanon 04/15/21 (Thu) 13:56:05 9e95c No. 46752
>>46751 the writing has been recycled for like the 3rd time
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 14:02:58 ad258 No. 46753
>>46751 The other girl is a 10/10 in the UK
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 14:20:55 4c217 No. 46755
>>46753 >The other girl is a 10/10 in the UK I'd smash that as well, Look at that ass
nzanon 04/15/21 (Thu) 14:33:43 9e95c No. 46758
>>46753 then what does that make Emilia?
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 14:34:59 ad258 No. 46759
>>46758 10/10 in the rest of the world but 6/10 in the UK
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 14:35:04 c2c34 No. 46760
>>46755 This. I'm honestly more attracted to the friend than Emilia.
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 14:45:17 ad258 No. 46764
Also>no mask
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 14:47:21 10dd8 No. 46765
>>46763 I think she's wearing the same jeans as the other day
nzanon 04/15/21 (Thu) 14:48:28 9e95c No. 46766
you fellas should have joined that celebrity dating app before she deleted her account on it
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 14:53:31 53acc No. 46767
>>46763 Long non highlighted hair, double chin, nice thighs and calves, smol but not too smol. If Emilia and her friend could do some Face/Off shit we'd be back in business
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 14:56:38 10dd8 No. 46768
>>46766 But i'm not a celebrity
Burger 04/15/21 (Thu) 18:33:20 cfcb7 No. 46779
>>46778 Every single one of my gfs has been like this. Women are cold blooded creatures incapable of generating their own body heat, I'm convinced of it.
David Icke was right about everything!
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 20:34:56 10dd8 No. 46783
Dogecoin DOGE
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 20:47:28 12a0c No. 46785
>>46782 She's just walking around completely covered up in a jacket, why are people talking about her weight
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 21:37:10 78b6b No. 46786
>>46785 Fat keeps you warm plus Emilia's face is thinner than it was when she was thicc plus her friend looks fit
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 22:59:22 12a0c No. 46820
>>46786 >fit Kek, she's a hog with a double chin. Only in this timeline
/cel/mate 04/15/21 (Thu) 23:18:36 10dd8 No. 46835
We gotta agree that she needs to find a boyfriend asap.
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 00:14:47 78b6b No. 46843
>>46842 Do or do not. There is no try.
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 00:21:51 12a0c No. 46844
>>46841 It's just bants dude. You can have your waifu, I'll take emilia
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 00:22:19 12a0c No. 46845
>>46841 It's just bants dude. You can have your waifu, I'll take emilia
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 00:23:23 12a0c No. 46847
>>46841 It's just bants dude. You can have your waifu, I'll take emilia
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 00:32:09 a2d6d No. 46848
is there an echo in here?
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 00:57:44 4c217 No. 46850
>>46848 >is there an echo in here? sometimes the update/refresh doesn't work properly
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 02:15:46 78b6b No. 46858
>>46857 I'd smooch her even before taking the mask off
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 02:44:09 12a0c No. 46859
>>46855 The color looks good on the cover
nzanon 04/16/21 (Fri) 06:19:24 c8a91 No. 46874
>>46866 straight up plagiary
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 12:27:35 65a24 No. 46885
>>46883 >>46882 She's literally cute
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 12:52:21 65a24 No. 46889
>99% Lou
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 18:21:39 65a24 No. 46906
Any updates?
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 18:51:34 65a24 No. 46914
Post updates. Thanks.
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 19:01:50 4c217 No. 46916
How long till she makes a ted post bros 😴
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 20:27:31 65a24 No. 46931
>>46916 >>46917 How long till she makes an EMILIA post bros
Burger 04/16/21 (Fri) 21:08:18 cfcb7 No. 46938
>>46936 Lucky bastard. Although I must admit, if I ran into Emilia and all I got was a photo with her, I'd be tormented for the rest of my life by the fact that I let an opportunity to ask her on a date slip through my fingers. A nightmarish fate.
>>46937 I chuckled. Good work anon.
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 21:29:39 65a24 No. 46940
>>46936 Looks like she's in pain in this picture :(
/cel/mate 04/16/21 (Fri) 23:40:58 65a24 No. 46949
how does someone get over of her
Burger 04/17/21 (Sat) 01:53:12 cfcb7 No. 46962
>>46949 I dunno man. If you've been here this long, it's not going away for a long time probably. If we're lucky, she'll either go full hermit mode and we'll have no sustenance and eventually drift away, or she'll get married and we'll drift away.
We're all going to walk towards the mountains eventually.
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 02:18:24 65a24 No. 46965
>>46963 What expression is she trying to convey
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 02:28:35 29e36 No. 46967
>>46965 cute mischievousness?
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 03:07:40 65a24 No. 46983
>>46975 Explain the last image
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 05:56:54 acdd5 No. 46999
>>46971 Thats mean. Women have kids in their 40s these days. You dont know what she wants.
Burger 04/17/21 (Sat) 06:29:09 cfcb7 No. 47006
>>46999 Just having a laugh dude. I'm sure if she has her mind set on having a family, she'll find a way to do it as soon as possible. Maybe she'll settle for being a wine aunt. Who knows?
Might explain why so many kids are asppie weirdos obsessed with anime and dragon dildos these days.
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 07:42:03 d4dc9 No. 47007
instagram post today. i can feel it
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 12:57:14 4c217 No. 47020
>>47007 >instagram post today. i can feel it I'm jumping aboard and say it's a Ted post
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 16:34:48 9eb4d No. 47040
>>46999 So long as most of Emilia's friends are single and childless, she'll remain single and childless. Crab mentality plus pack mentality.
Like the old saying, if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, gotta get with my friends, make it last forever, friendship never ends
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 16:56:10 16507 No. 47041
Bros…
Burger 04/17/21 (Sat) 17:09:16 cfcb7 No. 47044
Anyone walking towards the mountains this weekend?
>>47040 >Like the old saying, if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, gotta get with my friends, make it last forever, friendship never ends Oh my god, this thread really is a hivemind, because I almost quoted this damn song here the other day.
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 17:35:46 16507 No. 47053
I always thought it was a good thing that she didn't care about social media but i'm not so sure now
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 17:47:17 ad258 No. 47054
>>47053 It is a good thing, the problems is that we're not her husband
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 21:28:11 5c6a3 No. 47079
>>47078 but anon… there's a lot of emilia clarkes around the globe
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 23:05:20 16507 No. 47087
>>47083 Not even when said Gamillo?
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 23:20:35 9eb4d No. 47088
>>47083 Not even with her vegan gluten-free diet? Not even when she talked about cleansing her body of protein after Terminator? Not even when she got a sugar high from diet coke? Not even putting her shoes on Dax Shepard's couch during her podcast? Not even her taste in men? Not even her shilling? Not even the thinning?
Burger 04/17/21 (Sat) 23:42:00 cfcb7 No. 47090
>>47088 All women think, say and do dumb shit, and they're all going to disappoint you at some point or other.
I'd take a girl on some meme diet over her having an OnlyFans, or thinking communism is good, or saying "I don't think people should be allowed to buy machine guns online and have them mailed directly to their homes with no background check."
You need to be realistic in what you find unacceptable in a woman or you'll be playing with your prick for your entire life.
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 23:48:42 16507 No. 47095
Tbh she's disappointing me on a daily basis. She insists that we need to keep our relationship private for some reason
/cel/mate 04/17/21 (Sat) 23:53:13 9eb4d No. 47097
>>47095 You too? WTF. Slags gonna slag
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 00:24:00 9eb4d No. 47102
>>47099 I'd close my eyes and think of thicc
nzanon 04/18/21 (Sun) 00:34:16 331e6 No. 47103
>>47006 >Maybe she'll settle for being a wine aunt. Who knows? her brother doesn't have any kids tho
nzanon 04/18/21 (Sun) 00:35:02 331e6 No. 47104
>>47098 >Time to crack open the last sip in the fridge. RIP your health
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 01:52:25 42db7 No. 47109
>>46971 Not sure if bait but Sophie B. Hawkins had a baby at 50 to give just one example. Would you anons really be happy if news came out that she was pregnant with some other man's baby?
Burger 04/18/21 (Sun) 01:56:12 cfcb7 No. 47110
>>47102 Imagine not gazing into each others' eyes as you conceive a child together. Newsflash: you're gay.
>>47103 Jenny must be praying every night before bed that Emilia finds the right man ASAP. Ben's not going to suddenly become "a catch," as the womenfolk say.
>>47104 It's been 2 years since I last drank these things. I'll be fine
probably >>47107 The whole thing is baffling. She didn't pronounce it the way it's spelled, so she obviously knew there are "quirks" to the Spanish language, but instead of looking up a video where he says his name himself, and then just repeat it that way, she stumbles over it in such a bizarre way that she basically gets it wrong in a way that I've never heard anyone else say it like that before. Amazin'.
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 01:58:08 9eb4d No. 47111
>>47110 >getting a malnourished bird boned skeleton pregnant U wot?
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 02:02:12 ad258 No. 47112
>>47110 >She didn't pronounce it the way it's spelled, so she obviously knew there are "quirks" to the Spanish language, but instead of looking up a video where he says his name himself, and then just repeat it that way, she stumbles over it in such a bizarre way that she basically gets it wrong in a way that I've never heard anyone else say it like that before Based Emilia. I bet she didn't even got vaccinated yet
Burger 04/18/21 (Sun) 02:06:08 cfcb7 No. 47114
>>47111 She'll gain weight once I get her pregnant. "Gotta keep the baby fed, honey." You have any idea how few women go back to their previous weight once they've had a kid? It's practically the kiss of death for slim figured women.
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 02:11:11 9eb4d No. 47115
>>47114 Being malnourished and low weight decreases fertility, attractiveness, sexvdrive, chances of surviving childbirth and viability anon. And you could bet Emilia would want to be "healthy" during her pregnancy "for the baby" so she'd go on an even more retarded diet
Burger 04/18/21 (Sun) 02:25:12 cfcb7 No. 47116
>>47115 We live on a planet where some of the most genetically unfit people on the planet not only successfully spawn at least 1 child, they spawn entire broods. In her current state, Emilia could blast out a baby every year before hitting 40.
Also,
>malnourished r u havin a laff m8? r u havin a giggle?
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 02:35:17 9eb4d No. 47117
>>47116 Just because you're unfit doesn't mean you're infertile.
Milly for a fact believes protein is somehow bad for you and that being fit isn't for her, has such a shit immune system her mono is recurrent, is "vegan" and gone thin but not the swimsuit model type.
I'm just saying I wouldn't be surprised if she was on supplements
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 02:49:07 16507 No. 47121
What a car crash in the thread
nzanon 04/18/21 (Sun) 03:06:46 331e6 No. 47123
>>47114 you have forgotten the fact she is still an actress so to get roles she will almost certainly loose the weight again
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 03:51:28 12a0c No. 47124
>>47114 I'm looking forward to architecting her
Burger 04/18/21 (Sun) 03:52:03 cfcb7 No. 47125
>>47123 >she is still an actress nzanon, pls
Burger 04/18/21 (Sun) 03:53:53 cfcb7 No. 47126
>>47121 What do you expect with no new content? I bet this is how the Summer Glau threads died: brutally and without dignity.
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 05:07:52 ad258 No. 47131
>>47123 Honestly, nzanon
She didn't even lose weight for Terminator, i don't think that's something that would happen
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 05:23:29 a2d6d No. 47132
>>47131 I think Aidsman must've got into her head somehow. You look for when this started and what was happening, at the time, this behavior started. Usually there will be your answer.
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 05:38:31 a2d6d No. 47134
>>47133 he does seem to be a certified Dickhead.
Burger 04/18/21 (Sun) 06:19:59 cfcb7 No. 47139
>>47133 >>47134 Was he wrong though? No, he wasn't.
nzanon 04/18/21 (Sun) 06:34:22 331e6 No. 47142
>>47133 ok now this is based
Burger 04/18/21 (Sun) 06:35:32 cfcb7 No. 47144
>>47139 I should add, the thing Charlie did wrong here was that, instead of chuckling to himself and moving on, he instead snapped a photo and posted it along with his commentary for the whole world to see.
The first part makes you human. The second part makes you an asshole.
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 07:31:27 c1471 No. 47150
it's time for an emilia board banner, lads
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 13:02:12 ad258 No. 47153
>>47142 >>47139 All fun and games until you realize he bullied Emilia into going thin
>>47150 True
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 13:20:29 4c217 No. 47154
>>47153 >All fun and games until you realize he bullied Emilia into going thin Do you have proof that he bullied her into going thin?
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 13:32:18 ad258 No. 47155
>>47154 >all the pics of them together have some vegan shit in them >they broke up >gets engaged to a thin as fuck woman >emilia thinks she can't get a man because she's fat >??? i'm getting it all out of my ass
Burger 04/18/21 (Sun) 13:53:26 cfcb7 No. 47156
>>47155 >>47154 I'm not going to say he definitely "bullied" her into losing weight, but their breakup might've had something to do with it. Women's brains are retarded, and one insult from a guy who dumps them can hold more weight (kek) than being voted "sexiest woman alive" by half the planet multiple times when they were 20 pounds heavier due to the aforementioned scenario being so emotionally charged.
Whether Charlie literally bullied Emilia about her weight is immaterial, because the end result of the situation was likely the same.
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 16:05:37 3d0e9 No. 47160
>>47159 I would marry her right now
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 19:09:37 a2d6d No. 47175
>>47173 Well bro's. This train has left the station without us. Never expected anything different tho.
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 20:05:15 ad258 No. 47179
Also theaters in the UK are returning next month
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 20:07:58 3d0e9 No. 47180
>>47176 I really hope that she finds a boyfriend that really loves her but at the same time I hope she doesn't because my (already nonexistent) chances would become nonexistent.
The duality of man.
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 20:12:45 ad258 No. 47181
>>47180 I hope so too but all the times she was spotted like this it was one of her friends
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 20:20:03 a2d6d No. 47182
>>47181 The Moon is there for all to admire but we'll never have our footprints on the surface nor our flag planted.
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 20:23:21 3d0e9 No. 47183
>>47181 That's the duality I again. I hope it's one of her friends but at the same time I hope it's a good guy and a good boyfriend candidate.
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 20:42:48 5eccd No. 47184
>>47173 I read this and felt nothing. No panic, no heart racing, no spaghetti. I think i'm gonna make it. I do want her girl friend's phone number though
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 22:21:33 12a0c No. 47191
>>47178 I can't understand what she said
/cel/mate 04/18/21 (Sun) 22:40:27 acdd5 No. 47192
What is going on here.
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 00:59:53 3d0e9 No. 47207
>>47205 Most of those post were literally useless. I used to post 50 images in 50 posts, now I can do the same here with less than 20 posts
Also if you check the archives 20% of posts were bait and more 60% people replying to bait.
I choose 30 daily posts here over 300 posts on /hr/ anytime
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 01:48:22 ad258 No. 47210
>>47206 Would be kino as fuck actually
>>47207 Absolutely correct
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 02:03:01 3d0e9 No. 47213
If we would compare, during the leak bullshit we were having 150~200 posts per day, but the quality of threads dropped more than Bitcoin on weekends
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 06:23:24 da5c1 No. 47221
i'm watching the serpent and it's kino
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 08:26:39 ddc29 No. 47222
>>47205 You are so fucking annoying
nzanon 04/19/21 (Mon) 09:41:27 9868f No. 47223
literally every time there is an article or sighting of her with a guy its always just david, mike or gommie
nzanon 04/19/21 (Mon) 09:43:34 9868f No. 47224
>>47205 >>47207 ecg in the first few weeks ever, did about a full thread every 3-4 hours
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 13:47:11 ad258 No. 47229
>>47191 She recommended Succession and I Hate Suzie
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 13:49:40 810ff No. 47230
>>47228 I've never seen this picture
Burger 04/19/21 (Mon) 15:44:57 cfcb7 No. 47234
>>47222 😘
>>47224 The good old days. There's no energy anymore. ECGbro was right to quickly move to Twitter, where there's no shortage of Hollywood celeb obsessives. Hell, there are micro-communities there dedicated to actors/actresses that haven't worked in years. In the long run, it's probably the best place to cultivate a community of Emilia fans.
Have fun, guys.
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 16:29:50 ad258 No. 47237
Apparently the dude who was in the pub with her is Mike kek
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 17:36:40 4c217 No. 47240
>>47237 >Apparently the dude who was in the pub with her is Mike kek The ride never ends
Somebody else said it was David but we will never know lol
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 17:38:59 ad258 No. 47241
>>47240 Some roastie on twitter claims she's Emilia's neighboor and said Mike is living with her
The dream is
probably still alive
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 18:03:30 fca59 No. 47242
>>47241 First Gommie, now Mike. Tfw you're single, childless, no career, job history is sporadic and you have to live with friends on/off to get by. No wonder Emilia doesn't want our kids to be actors
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 18:28:36 38eff No. 47244
>>47242 >our kids Excuse me?
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 18:41:47 4c217 No. 47245
>>47241 >Some roastie on Twitter claims she's Emilia's neighboor and said Mike is living with her The dream is probably still alive
I went deaf on "roastie" and blind on "Twitter" reading it that then to top it off I committed murder on "claims"
Twitter fags need to stop bullshitting, She has other male friends in her life other than mike/david/gommie, Anyway roasties are butthurt because she's living her life the way she wants and not the way they want
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 19:51:03 ee992 No. 47249
When Instagram post
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 20:04:32 acdd5 No. 47250
>>47241 Yeah i also live near her
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 20:06:17 acdd5 No. 47251
>>47243 I dont know why you keep posting this picture. She looks like a retard
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 20:16:24 4c2a2 No. 47254
>>47251 that picture is a milestone for /ecg/, it proved that she looks cute no matter what
it's probably the most posted emilia picture ever
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 22:39:15 ad258 No. 47272
>>47254 >the most posted emilia picture ever It's this one
>>46950 But
>>47243 is the most posted picture on /hr/
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 23:11:43 fe514 No. 47276
>>47273 She looks slightly different in the second picture, it's the hair I think
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 23:22:41 ad258 No. 47277
>>47273 >>47276 I think the second pic is shopped
/cel/mate 04/19/21 (Mon) 23:24:20 9bb21 No. 47278
>>47277 It may be on a second glance.
/cel/mate 04/20/21 (Tue) 00:28:33 dface No. 47282
>>47281 I love her so much bros
/cel/mate 04/20/21 (Tue) 07:36:02 0f7c2 No. 47304
thin