/cel/mate 01/08/20 (Wed) 18:43:34 d2581 No. 8245
Ana is so absurdly beautiful
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 04:31:49 eaf3a No. 8301
>>8300 >looks even sexier with short hair than long hair HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 04:33:20 2d7c7 No. 8302
>>8301 she does make it work
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 04:45:54 76f27 No. 8304
>>8299 >>8300 I thought the movie was incredibly bad, couldn't even finish watching it. But it was the first time I saw Ana and it was love at first sight.
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 04:46:09 eaf3a No. 8305
>>8302 >>8303 LITERALLY the new marilyn
wonder how hard would it be to convince her to sing us happy birthday next september..
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 04:58:26 2d7c7 No. 8307
>>8304 not sure if I even saw the whole thing either, but thats kinda Eli Roth's thing. Knew there would at least be some good fap material from seeing the trailer at least
>>8305 lol, if she's doing a Marilyn movie there for sure has to be a scene of her singing it
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 05:14:23 5c7ff No. 8314
>>8304 bet keanu accepted the role just for her, tbh, there's just no other reasonable explanation
thank god she saved her career with the bladerunner kino
>>8307 I've only seen hostel and knock knock, I think, none of the others ring a bell
oh, that's OBLIGATORY
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 05:24:21 2d7c7 No. 8320
>>8314 Eli pretty much makes schlock, he's in the same circle of friends with QT and Robert Rodriguez. Green inferno is kinda based but still deliberately shitty
if she sings it, and its actually her not some singer dubbing over, I most definitely will end up fapping to it on my bday
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 05:37:28 5c7ff No. 8323
>>8320 >that ana compilation BREHS
that's the problem with rodriguez too, they really bank on the "deliberately" part, as if they were afraid to make an officially shitty movie, so they make them purposefully shitty to have an excuse
tarantino's the same, but kinda know how to uncuck himself with some high-quality scenes from time to time
keeek, she has a really nice voice, tbh
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 05:44:11 2d7c7 No. 8325
>>8323 >BREHS take it easy anon
not the biggest QT fan myself but he certainly is the one with the talent among them, think Kevin smith is part of it too for what thats worth
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 05:44:57 2d7c7 No. 8326
>>8325 oh shucks forgot to press the spoiler button
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 05:54:27 5c7ff No. 8327
>>8325 >take it easy anon >mfw /CEL/S INTERLINKED
that kind of "cheapness" works much better for comedy, tho
btw, just downloaded the new jay & silent bob, BRrip came out today
>>8326 kek, no worries, the thumbnail is pretty SFW
if anything some anon might get a raise :^)
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 06:44:09 5c7ff No. 8330
>>8328 all I know is that he's doing a tour and screening the movie with jay, and then having like some kind of Q&A with the fans, which sounds like a fun idea
at least it sounded like he was enjoying it
I also unironically liked
red state , tbh
man, that guy really went to town with those tatas
lucky bastard /cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 15:59:58 2d7c7 No. 8347
>>8330 >that guy really went to town with those tatas wouldn't you? I think the sex scenes is the payment so the actors give it all its worth
>>8337 how much would that cost you think?
/cel/mate 01/09/20 (Thu) 19:58:06 f4a3d No. 8361
>>8299 Haven't watched it. Epic tits.
Is it at least worth watching for scientific study?
/cel/mate 01/10/20 (Fri) 23:16:47 ab4a7 No. 8402
>>8347 >wouldn't you? I think the sex scenes is the payment so the actors give it all its worth that, and it's exactly what you would do IRL, so anything else would be bad acting
>>8354 >prolly over $100 brb, paying anafu to sing a whole bunch of songs for us
>>8361 well, I didn't even watch it for ana
at first , but cause I friend of mine actually told me it was really good…
personally I think I suck ass, but definitely worth it if only for psycho-ana acting kinky and showing the goods
/cel/mate 01/24/20 (Fri) 05:41:52 b2402 No. 9714
>>9712 >>9713 goddamn so literally perfect
/cel/mate 02/10/20 (Mon) 23:33:30 0785f No. 11208
>>11189 excuse me while I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
/cel/mate 02/11/20 (Tue) 00:30:32 f2100 No. 11213
>>11189 I swear that I've seen this about 20 times in the past few months and every time it makes me want to die knowing I'll never come home to this.
/cel/mate 02/11/20 (Tue) 12:42:53 f4a3d No. 11258
>>11241 Perfect choice for a Bond girl
Too bad they wasted her on woke Bond
/cel/mate 02/12/20 (Wed) 01:47:47 e245b No. 11300
>>11189 ryangoslingscreaming.gif
/cel/mate 02/12/20 (Wed) 02:01:17 f4a3d No. 11301
>>11283 Daniel Craig hired a feminist writer to update the script for the #metoo era
It was the feminist writer's idea to have a butch black woman taking over the 007 code and they have bragged about how that woman is strong, inependent and put Bond in his place for being sexist and diss his sexual invetations(like Bond would prefer her over Ana De Armas, lol)
They also banned the word "Bondgirl" on set
/cel/mate 02/12/20 (Wed) 22:43:39 0785f No. 11359
>>11301 Craig is a cuck who married a "shiksa" and gets pushed around like a little bitch by her bull. that faggot has never been Bond, simple as.
/cel/mate 02/12/20 (Wed) 23:00:53 ad414 No. 11364
>>11301 oh ffs, is there ANYTHING progressives won't ruin?
we should make a fan-edit just with the action sequences, and all the ana parts :^)
/cel/mate 02/22/20 (Sat) 16:23:42 f4a3d No. 12050
>>12045 Christ!
Where these from?
/cel/mate 02/22/20 (Sat) 16:45:26 2d7c7 No. 12053
I'd lay in bed with her ngl
/cel/mate 02/22/20 (Sat) 20:56:29 f2100 No. 12057
>>12053 Uh hello, Based Department?
/cel/mate 03/03/20 (Tue) 00:25:02 786f6 No. 12975
what a beautiful white woman
/cel/mate 03/03/20 (Tue) 06:39:00 baced No. 12988
>>12970 what a goddess
>>12975 obvious memeing aside, you can tell she's ethnically white
/cel/mate 03/04/20 (Wed) 09:53:13 19a07 No. 13087
>>13057 obvious SJW crap aside, Ana and Lea will make it a decent waifu-kino, desu
/cel/mate 03/07/20 (Sat) 17:49:50 f4a3d No. 13425
>>13057 Marry, fuck, kill.
/cel/mate 03/08/20 (Sun) 07:05:16 bbcff No. 13444
>>13425 there's never been a more clear answer to that question
/cel/mate 03/13/20 (Fri) 02:06:23 9fb71 No. 13810
>>13087 BOOHOO "woke" HURRDURR "SJW" BLAHBLAH
Just freaking admit you're racist and sexist and save yourself more embarrassment. After all, people who aren't don't usually complain about stuff like that. If you're going to be a douchebag, might as well lean into the skid and go all the way.
/cel/mate 03/13/20 (Fri) 02:15:21 f4a3d No. 13811
>>13810 >He's a feminist Question: Do you want men to be able to wear makeup, feminine clothing etc. at the job like it's no big deal?
If not, you are a fucking fake, not really a feminist and just asskissing.
I hate you genuinly hate you male feminists, the female ones I just dissagree with, but respect their opinions, you male feminists are just pathetic asskissers and at the end of the day "toxic males" yourselves when there is no women around. In fact, in some casses you are even more sexist and homophobic than antifeminists when you are drunk and hanging out with dudes, the "male feminists" who tell homophobic and racist jokes when drunk and there's only men in the room is a classic.
Kill yourself, fucking hypocrite.
/cel/mate 03/13/20 (Fri) 06:24:08 b1369 No. 13828
>>13810 if wanting to protect this flawless castizo goddess from niggers and degenerate neo-marxist ideologies is wrong, well, then I don't know what's right, tbh :3
>>13815 lmaoooooooooooooooo
/cel/mate 03/13/20 (Fri) 22:49:44 786f6 No. 13888
>>13828 VJ is a castizo. Ana is 100% white
/cel/mate 03/13/20 (Fri) 23:27:06 f4a3d No. 13891
>>13888 I don't care what she is ethnically, I know she is 100% beautifull.
/cel/mate 03/14/20 (Sat) 08:49:56 a7d36 No. 13912
>>13873 kekekek
>>13874 way to go for ben mohamed afflek, tho
she's way above his league
just hope they don't end up getting married, and he forces her to wear a burka ;__;
/cel/mate 03/15/20 (Sun) 23:28:52 27f1f No. 13986
>>13974 those super wholesome shoes are adorable too :3
/cel/mate 03/16/20 (Mon) 15:05:02 0785f No. 14039
>>13986 for me flats are rage inducing, either wear regular shoes or sandals or heels, not that bullshit
/cel/mate 03/16/20 (Mon) 22:37:44 9151d No. 14062
>>14043 are those hickies on her thigh?
affleck, you fucking dog
>>14044 >>14045 >>14046 >>14047 >>14048 why is she so perfect, bros :3
/cel/mate 03/16/20 (Mon) 22:42:48 f4a3d No. 14063
VIDEO >>14062 Do you need to ask?
He's a total bro, but I hate him so much right now
/cel/mate 03/16/20 (Mon) 22:56:02 9151d No. 14067
>>14063 keeeeek, what a playa
/cel/mate 04/20/20 (Mon) 02:44:16 223b8 No. 15992
Why is she blocking her own fans?
/cel/mate 04/21/20 (Tue) 08:47:49 4a703 No. 16036
>>15913 she looks really good as a blonde, yeah
>>15992 why, what happened?
/cel/mate 06/06/20 (Sat) 19:53:23 0785f No. 19058
>>19027 thats the wall, brother